Bonus Tat

Much like the "White Elephant" stall or "Jumble Sale" at a school fair, here are a collection of random items of smooch junk that do not posses any great appeal in their own.

So here they are as one very sad trestle table of smooch, as I once again assert my hegemony about what is not acceptable to display, buy or wear under almost any circumstance.


Here is a smooch brown cardigan. Now you may be thinking "gee, the shop hasn't done a very good job of displaying this." Well just you wait....





So, product goes straight from factory, to squashed in a box, to a shop shelf, to your home. All without any kind of care. DO NOT BUY THIS JUNK. It is pure landfill masquerading as an item of purpose.



Owning this shirt is the ultimate self-insult.



Oh, a box of old tissues/worn hosiery? How thoughtful. How necessary.