Only slightly less credible than the real NZ Idol

WHAT IT IS: "NZ Idol Mirror Poster"

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "New Zealand Idol Poster aprox 2m x 1m

Made of hard plastic.
A fun mirror poster to have for your party room, it has a microphone painted on the mirror. You and your friends can Kareoke in front of it and make your own fun time memories."

("Fun time memories?" - Incredulous Ed)

PRICE: Start your bid with a simple $1 coin, or take it, take it, TAKE IT ON HOME for $20, right now.

COMMENT FROM SELLER: None, but I am tempted to ask them if they thought the mirror/poster would appear more enticing to potential buyers by having the photo on its side, as they do.

"Ball"derdash

Thanks to Dan T for this unquestionably pointless smooch accoutrement.


Consider the whole outfit while you're at it.

Sketchy vampire

WHAT IT IS: robert pattinson drawing" (There are actually two drawings)



DETAIL OF AUCTION: "NO COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED FROM MOVIE OR BOOK


photocopies taken off original by meliese reid


copys $3 each
originals $60 each
requests $60
only A4 size

check out others listings

*NEW DEAL*
$3 for one
$5 for three
$10 for ten
$15 for all listed drawings- (16)"

PRICE: Well, up to you isn't it. $3 for the copy, or a mere $60 for the original. No copyright infringement intended, you understand.

COMMENT FROM SELLER: None, but it would be a shame if I didn't point out the Will Smith drawing they're also peddling....



A LATER ADDITION:

Naggers sent this our way. Marvel at it:

Smooch Dignitary BBQ

Ladies and Gentleman, may I introduce the Prince William of the English Royal Family and the Prime Minister of New Zealand Mr John Key?



Those are some hearty portions o' beef.

Hilariously, some youngster jumped a fence and joined in. But he brought his own bread and Huttons Sizzlers (a precooked cheese-filled sausage).

"I talked to a few people and asked, 'Where do I put the sizzlers and the bread?"

I say again, TOP HAT FOR KEY.

What's that you ask? Well, it's a little something we at "Newsgood" (95bFM every Friday) put together after the Key-on-Letterman debacle.

Download here:

Newsgood - Top Hat For Key

Almost beauty in its state of decay

WHAT IT IS: Bedford CF Ambulance 1975

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "Holden 186 and trimatic were running 6 months ago. Holden disc front end. No rear diff.

Will need transporting on truck with high ab.

Lots of rust. Would never be able to go on road again.

Must be taken away within 1 week.
Pick up is in Waiau pa in Franklin"

PRICE: Starting bid for takers is $300, but get in quick, sale MUST end within a week.

COMMENT FROM SELLER: None yet, but I am curious as to where that rear wheel disappeared to...

Just like the real thing, only shamelessly nothing like the real thing (Which itself is nothing like the thing it's meant to be a "game" of).

"What could you use for those miserable trips to work or school? Do you just break into hives when you're away from Guitar Hero too long?

The Handheld Guitar Hero is a must for any Guitar Hero fan. Hang the carabiner clip to your bag or backpack and it becomes a cool gamer accessory as well.

Featuring an LCD Screen, 5 wav tone note buttons, a whammy bar for long notes and a foldable neck for portability.



Now for the most important question...What about the songs? The Handheld Guitar Hero Game collects 10 segments of your favorite songs from Guitar Hero I and II and includes three difficulty levels. The higher your score, the harder the riffs get!

10 Songs include these multi era spanning classics:

* ZZ Top's Shard Dressed man

* Ramones' I Wanna Be Sedated

* Kansas' Carry On wayward Son


* Motorhead's Ace of Spades

* Joan Jett's I Love Rock& Roll

* Kinks' You Really Got Me

and more...

Uses 3 AAA Batteries. Not included.

A perfect gift for the Guitar Hero Fanatic!!

A kick ax deal for $19.95!

CLEARANCE: $12.95"

Pickled Cheese

Just so, so necessary.


Thanks to T Lungz for another bizarre find.

'snot my idea of a good time*

Contributor T Lungz has stumbled onto the new Smooch Grotto of '10. First up is....




"Oozing Bathroom Fun!

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny - not to mention practical - addition to any bathroom or shower stall.

Just squeeze or press the Nose, and shower gel (YOU pick the color!) oozes out of the right nostril. The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is easily refillable by unscrewing and replacing the cap on the back.

The Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser attaches easily to any flat surface with suction cups.

Measures 9" tall and includes instructions. A perfect unique gift for some one in need of some humorous hygiene.



Gooey Soapy Nostril Loving Fun for $14.95!!"


*i'm really, really sorry about this terrible pun.

Jiggling jowls of juggalos

I must point you in the direction of this lovely photo essay on Juggalos, quickly becoming the "Renaissance Fair of the 90's" of the modern era.

My heart warming gratitude to one Mr Derek Erdman, for his efforts here.



For example.

Now visit the full thing. Drop your jaws. And if the photos don't all load, then re-load. It's worth it.