The burger Aussies miss the most

Believe it or not, this is the item of food from yesteryear Australian's pine for.

It looks like Arby's on a good day.

p.s. the use of "Scrumbo" gave me the shivers.

Smooch Christmas shopping

Another smooch Kiwi

Thanks to Milk Bubbly for the find.

Being a dickhead's cool

Magic. Thanks to Old King Cole for this video.

More of a handbrake than a parachute

WHAT IT IS: "ZAMBESI Silk Parachute Trousers"

DETAIL OF AUCTION:"Zambesi Silk Rami Pants.

Size 08.

High waisted gathered trousers by arguably New Zealand's best designer.

Colour is a dark muddy green/grey/brown.

I have had these for a couple of years but have worn them less than 5 times - they are a bit long for me. I find a Zambesi 8 is more like a 10 in trousers. They look best with very high boots . . . yeah baby.

Great condition. Off to a longer legged home!

See my other listings for more things your size . . . "

PRICE: There's a bidding frenzy on, going from $1 up into the tens of dollars.

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS:

Question: hi :-) the pants aren't the muddy brown and turquoise plaid kinda fabric from winter 08 are they? feltmountain (16 ) 3:40 pm, Fri 10 Dec

Answer: Hi, no they are a single all-over colour, a dark khaki shade. 4:09 pm, Fri 10 Dec

My bird's a pussy

WHAT IT IS: "SNUGGLE HUTS FOR YOUR BIRDS"

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "Snuggle Hut is a sturdy tent like shelter keeps birds warm and they will love hiding and playing inside the soft fleece interior
Sturdy sides and bottom keep the shape as pets are inside and out
Simply hang in cage and your pet will seek the warm shelter
The rigid material is plastic allowing this snuggle hut to be machine washable
cool dry only
LARGE 25cm long, 13cm wide at bottom, 17cm high.
auction is for one item only can choose between Green or RED or blue"

PRICE: Bidding starts at $29, or Buy Now for $29.10 Yes, $29.10. Shipping is also an astronomical $7.50.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS: None.

This is not on

Any of it.

Four wheels on my Kabin

(Easy access)

(I'm sure those fittings will remain like that whilst motoring down State Highway 1. Actually, maybe that's why these vehicles are always driven at a snail-like pace)

WHAT IT IS: ***Izuzu Motorhome***

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "This auction is for the following.....
1986 Isuzu NPR ELF house truck.
Registration on Hold
COF will be renewed on sale
Diesel 5 speed Exhaust Brake
Dual Wheels
Living area is 4.2m long 2.7m high 2.4m wide
Comes with single bed, couch/bed, cupboards, sink, gas cooker (all in one)
Carpeted inside, ample storage, room for fridge/freezer (not incl)
Wired with lights/plugs etc
Truck is in good condition,
excellent starter, travels well,
Can be decorated to taste.
Ideal Whitebaiting truck!!!!!"

PRICE: The bidding starts at $6,500. Yep.

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS: None as yet.

Extreme Unicycle

Oh. Boy.

WHAT IT IS: "Nimbus ISIS Unicycle with Upgrades"

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "Ever wanted to do an extreme sport but didn't have the money to get into it? Well this is the sport for you. Extreme unicycling is an ever growing sport that anyone can get into

Here is a video of what can be done on this type of unicycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kKoa5K8P0Y

Much loved extreme unicycle for Trials / Street and Flatland riding. Built to take abuse. Very strong and virtually bombproof. Great Christmas present for somebody to get into the sport or to upgrade your existing unicycle. Selling as I have since upgraded. Has over $600 worth of parts on it"

PRICE: The cost to lose your dignity? $400. Or you can start the bidding at a mere $380.

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS: There is 1 unanswered question. I hope it's a good one.

Ricky G gets in on the act

You'll be pleased to know that ersatz-"Chubby Funster" (not my words) Ricky Gervais has posted an item of smooch nature on his blog here: Week one hundred and forty nine December 2010

It's a cereal named "Good Friends". Really.

Front page smoos

Front and centre on NZ's top news website.

So necessary.


And calming.


Brr.