Thursday, October 11, 2012

North of face but south of heaven

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This ungracious item is the "Nuptse Tent Mule III". Photobucket

That is to say, the THIRD such iteration, and abomination inflicted upon this earth.

I thought hiking folk already had numerous pairs of thick, warm, resilient socks with which they could pad around in their tent if need be. What is the point of these?

What strange hell is this?

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BACK!

Okay. "This has gone on far too long, by half." I will pull finger from where it has been and resume posting.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Thursday, April 12, 2012

I'll give you "Mustard Drizzle"

Well I have been a bit rubbish at posting lately.

Which is a shame as I actually do have plenty of content.

But right now, i'm about to head off once again to the USA. So I can only promise a longer delay in posting.

BUT I can also promise more content.

AMERICA.

Home of this....

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JUST LOOK AT ITS "IT".

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Not big enough?

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There's three words you'd least expect to accompany such a photo. (And WHAT a photo it is.)

Thanks to Dork for the Contrib'.

Friday, February 24, 2012

THIS is YOUR life!!!

"Shine" by "Final Placement" (Original Video) from F.P. Shine on Vimeo.



Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow. Wow.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Smooch Cookery on FB, compiled

COOK SUCK

I am quite startled at what people consider a photo or meal worth sharing with the world.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Try not to stare at this too long

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It's like weird Magic Eye deal.

Smooch Furniture Sale

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It's on!

Even their sign is smooched.

Cheers to rigga for the contrib.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

NZ Food Riots

"Two men angry about having to pay for a pie, drove their car into a shop, stole their meal and led police on a lengthy chase through Auckland city.

The incident was the second alleged case of food-rage in the region over the weekend.

Counties Manukau police spokeswoman Ana-Mari Gates-Bowey said the raid happened at the Mobil service station on Great South Rd, Papakura, late on Saturday night or early Sunday morning after one of the men went to the petrol station's pie warmer, picked up several pies and placed one inside his jacket.

He then asked the attendant if he could have one pie for free but was told he would have to pay for all of them, Gates-Bowey said.

"So he goes out of the garage, he's obviously in a little bit of a mood, and speaks to his mate who's in the car.

"Then the guy decides... That he's going to go back in there and just get his pie."

He was frustrated further when he discovered the attendant had since locked the doors.

The man returned to the car where he and his friend decided they would find another way to enter the store.

The car was then driven through the doors.

"[The first man] gets out of the car, goes in, picks up his pies off the counter and does a runner."

The pair then led police on a chase from Papakura to Pukekohe.

The men were eventually arrested after their car tyres were spiked several times.

The hungry twosome appeared in Papakura District Court yesterday charged with offences including burglary and failing to stop for police.

They will reappear next month.

On Friday David Junior Ilolahia allegedly flew into a rage after staff at the Wendy's restaurant in Lynfield mucked up his order.

The Blockhouse Bay resident allegedly smashed tills, flipped tables and assaulted a police officer who responded to the incident.

After being apprehended he was taken to hospital to be treated for injuries he had suffered during arrest.

Ilolahia was charged with threatening behaviour, assaulting police, disorderly behaviour and resisting police as a result.

He is due to appear in court later this week.

Wendy's representatives say he is not banned from the restaurant but owes staff an apology."

-From Stuff.co.nz

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

In the section labelled "Fart" at your newsagent

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Where to even begin?

Probably examining the conscience of the people who come up with these cards....

"The Coast" (a slight return)

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JOY of JOYS

A shoppping trolley full of home-taped VHS videos

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What else could we possibly add?

Grand designs: Smoochness

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the laziest of them all?

But CLEVER lazy.