So, what IS smooch?

Some people are still struggling with the concept of smooch in visual form. Thankfully, contributor See-J Juan had recently visited the established emporium that is "Dress Smart" - keep that moniker in mind when viewing these examples:


This is smooch.


This... ...what ever this is... ...is smooch.


This is smooch (in concept and execution, how does it even work in a way that provides any challenge).


This is a cart. Of smooch. Quite the effort of sourcing on this one.


This is... well, you can see it's a packet of tasty, spicy Cock™. It's smooch too.