I'll give you "Mustard Drizzle"

Well I have been a bit rubbish at posting lately.

Which is a shame as I actually do have plenty of content.

But right now, i'm about to head off once again to the USA. So I can only promise a longer delay in posting.

BUT I can also promise more content.

AMERICA.

Home of this....



JUST LOOK AT ITS "IT".

Perfect for no particular occasion

"Definition of NOVELTY
1: something new or unusual

2: the quality or state of being novel : newness

3: a small manufactured article intended mainly for personal or household adornment —usually used in plural

4: something (as a song or food item) that provides often fleeting amusement and is often based on a theme —often used attributively"

Apart from "unusual" there is not a jot of a match between definition and photo.

So what POSSIBLE reason can there be for this?

Thanks to Seedge Haywan for this shattering discovery.

Findings in the US, year 3, part two:

After some delay, here are the second lot of "neat" things I spied while in the States (and Canada) earlier this year.



"Here's some leftover crap surrounded by garnish - $15 a kilo please."


I wasn't aware the demand for whitened coffee was so large. What is the point of "whitened" coffee while we're at it? Intimidated by black coffee? Isn't that ever-so-slightly racist?


This is from what is actually quite a fine sports bar & restaurant, confusingly titled "Taco Mac". However they went more than a bit overboard by offering 140 marginally different soda options. There was another several-dozen options on the reverse side of this menu.


This sign does not stop the Anaheim Flea Market from smelling heavily of animals. Or fleas.


What is the fascination with "three cheeses" as a flavour variety? You can't discerne one cheese from another when it's hamfistedly stuffed into a brick-like parcel of preservatives and cooked until volcanic. One cheese will do.
Also "Deluxe" does make one chuckle - "Deluxe. It's the same but with green stuff in it." THANKS PILLSBURY.


...All the rich, evocative flavour of processed butter in handy, watery, syrup form.
I mean, COME ON.


As you might expect, this was found in the South. You can just picture little Mabelline Trailer Home pleading "Momma, I's want uh Coo Coo Critter so bad!"


In advertising, there is a key element of importance when dealing with food. That is "Appetite Appeal". I do not believe these people received this knowledge.


OH, PILLSBURY, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
If you can't make it look good, why put an image of it on the box?


Wendy's faux self-deprecating tone doesn't disguise the fact that they were running a special menu celebrating "Baconalia". Need we remind ourselves that the US does not offer public health care.....


Brand new shoes for sale, no wear and tear visible whatsoever. Also the moon is made from three types of cheese.


"Ready in three minutes?" Is that a handy time cue, to allow you to call in sick and prepare the bathroom?

Certainly not an Act of God, he's just not that cruel

Tornados are a "food" item that can be found in supermarket freezers and gas station food warmers across the United States.

They taste even worse than they look, which takes some doing.

Because..... well, just LOOK at them.





If that's the best a photographer can do, then just imagine the real thing.

And if that wasn't enough, FULL FORCE YOUR FACE.



Wow,

Hots on for grubby ones?

Don't ask me what I was searching for, but this came up as a search result.
Completely irrelevant to what I was looking for.

But....

Just read that.

That seems wrong.

Not the gay thing, that's totally fine.

The not washing thing.

This is not on

Any of it.

Toenailing Detailing

WHAT IT IS: "bath toilet mat 3 peice dolphin tan"

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "bath toilet mat 3 peice

brand new

bath mat

70 cm by 48


toliet mat
52 by 46 cm


SEAT MAT 39 BY 32 CM

rubber backed"

PRICE: SOLD for $16. Quite the steal.

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS: "Question: hmm has anyones feet been on this?? missy_j.c (490 ) 12:01 am, Sun 20 Jun
Answer: hi no thanks 12:32 am, Sun 20 Jun "

You'll note if you go to the auction, the photo has been altered to rid it of the detestable foot neglect as spied in the shot above. But I am too quick for that.

Many thanks for Lady Rose for stomaching this and contributing.