Certainly not an Act of God, he's just not that cruel

Tornados are a "food" item that can be found in supermarket freezers and gas station food warmers across the United States.

They taste even worse than they look, which takes some doing.

Because..... well, just LOOK at them.





If that's the best a photographer can do, then just imagine the real thing.

And if that wasn't enough, FULL FORCE YOUR FACE.



Wow,