THIS is YOUR life!!!

"Shine" by "Final Placement" (Original Video) from F.P. Shine on Vimeo.

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow. Wow.

A shoppping trolley full of home-taped VHS videos

What else could we possibly add?

Isn't it wonderful what computers can do?

A download in 68 parts.

Online movies made worthless in one overcomplicated gesture.

That's quite the acting job

More 'wonderful' old dating videos

THAT. IS. FINE.

Just looking like a Roman, picking up the paper...

My favourite bit is where the girl picks the baby out of the sink, straight onto her shoulder.

If anyone is in some sort of friend circle where this is acceptable attire for an afternoon's meal, they need to get out of that situation quick-smart, or turn up next time with a Walther.

Tiddy Bear

On the plus side, there are plenty of close ups of tiddys.
On the minus side, EVERYTHING ELSE.

p.s. The swivel design is PATENT PENDING, so don't go appropriating it!

Volume Four of the Qualatex Balloon Network Balloon Cirriculum Series

No, really. I couldn't make up a title like that if I tried, unless I was also able to revert to the age of 13 on demand. And that would be more punishment than benefit.

Thanks to See J Juan for the hook up on this remarkable video.

The adventures of Bob Nudd and his long pole

Contributed, headline, source and all, by Lady Rose.

The offending shirt

occurs at 0:32 into the video.

If you dare skip ahead to 6:42 you will see one of Steve Coogan's finest roles.

Smooty Booty

YES this is real. They advertise it in the commercial breaks of "Ellen".

"...but you ARE lazy, right?" "Oh, don't get me started!"

"PAJAMA (sic) JEANS™"

"Pajamas you live in, jeans you sleep in."

"They're the newest thing!"

"Of course I, you, and everybody we know needs a pair of Pajama Jeans. They are comfy and roomy and true to size. They slide on like butter, wear like bowl of fresh cream. I put on a nice blouse, and I'm pretty sure I could actually go on a job interview like this and nobody would know the difference."

I will personally get hired to the same company, ascend the corporate ladder ahead of (shan't be hard, clearly they'll be immensely lazy), then resoundingly fire anyone who thinks it's okay to turn up to a job interview in the clothes they sleep.

Acceptable wear only for the most frugal of hobos.


Thanks to T Lungz for sourcing this amazing item of smooch.

Stunning

"Shine" by Final Placement from sharity world on Vimeo.

The band's name, "Final Placement"

How fitting.

Kudos to See J Juan for uncovering this cancerous polyp on the anus of weak music videos.

There's nothing worse than a jilted lover...

...who thinks they can deal with it by making atrocious "music" which we're all then unwittingly assaulted with. Like finding a 16-child schoolbus disaster scattered bloodily across your freshly-mown backyard.

Smooch Dating Montage

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun.


Bless the 80's.


Thanks to Baby Ruby for the contribution.

Smushi Maker

Who the hell pays $112.48 for sushi? It's like a dollar a roll.

Nominee for "Smoochest special effects"

Check out the DRAMATISATION of the tired driver's van which FLIPS MANY TIMES.


Cheers to CJ Juan for this contribution.