"...but you ARE lazy, right?" "Oh, don't get me started!"

"PAJAMA (sic) JEANS™"

"Pajamas you live in, jeans you sleep in."

"They're the newest thing!"

"Of course I, you, and everybody we know needs a pair of Pajama Jeans. They are comfy and roomy and true to size. They slide on like butter, wear like bowl of fresh cream. I put on a nice blouse, and I'm pretty sure I could actually go on a job interview like this and nobody would know the difference."

I will personally get hired to the same company, ascend the corporate ladder ahead of (shan't be hard, clearly they'll be immensely lazy), then resoundingly fire anyone who thinks it's okay to turn up to a job interview in the clothes they sleep.

Acceptable wear only for the most frugal of hobos.


Thanks to T Lungz for sourcing this amazing item of smooch.