Unacceptable sneaker behaviour

This is not on. Cut the velcro strap off if you don't wish to use it. But you should, because you look like you don't know how to apply the world's simplest fastening device.



Ridiculous variants (or "colourways" in sneaker terms). This is the Palms Hotel edition of this particular shoe. Palms Hotel. Yep. Eeeeeeeessential.



Thanks to Alex for sourcing these.