Just a scant $24.99 RRP will see you the owner of this cap of consideration.
As you can see, it sports "Outdoors with Geoff" which is a fishing television programme. Nothing exemplifies the type of person you are by wearing a piece of clothing furninshed in the branding of a TV show - especially a 'non-fiction' one. This will go nicely with your "AMI Insurance presents TV3 Weather" cravat and your "Trackside Horse and Greyhound racing Network" fitted bodice.
You also may notice the glaring at the front of the cap. This is due to five miniscule lights that for some reason are inserted into the peak of this beauty. There's a switch secreted into the peak and better still, battery and wiring located on the port flank, which must be a charm in rain or heavy sea. The lighting is presumably to help you locate your tackle when looking to urinate from the deck during pitch darkness, as your undoubtedly immense beer belly obscures it from view.
If orange doesn't suit your ruddy complexion, fear not, as it is also available in classic black, and a fetching 'camo' colourway, in case your stuck in the bush and want to give no illusions to what sort of person you are when the rescue party arrives.
Truly this is a cap of our times.
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