A setter of low expectations, so that you're never disappointed?
One of those "hardcore" wrestlers who hits themselves over the head with domestic appliances?
Then have we got a feature for you.
TradeMe (New Zealand's number one online auction website, fact fans) has a variety of listings for items that are, well.....broken. Kaput. Damaged. Not in working order.
And they're for sale!
Let's take a look:
WHAT IT IS: 'Broken Motorola, Half Pink Half silver' (a phone in case you hadn't guessed)
DETAIL OF AUCTION:"Here It Is If You Want It.
Check out my other great listings at great prices, items similar to this one."
(Here It Is If You Want It is the next catchy slogan from the people that brought you What You See Is What You Get)
PRICE: Someone has bid on this! You'll have to put up a whole $1.50, If You Want It.
(Oh boy)
WHAT IT IS: 'Broken TV for sale ***DOLLAR RESERVE BROKEN TV***'
DETAIL OF AUCTION: "As shown on the photos.
Broken Philip TV and the receiver for sale.
Comes with its 2 remote controllers and all the cables.
Once it was broken I never tried to see if it still works or not so I wouldn't know.
All the connections going into the TV receiver and TV itself are fine by the look of it.
Please don't hesitate to ask any questions!
Happy bidding :)"
PRICE: Someone has also bid on this! Possibly the world's most optimistic repairman, an aforementioned wrestler-type, or some sort of fantastic combination of the two.
(remarkable focus on this snap)
WHAT IT IS: 'broken wind-up skeleton dinosaur'
DETAIL OF AUCTION: "old and dusty - the little wires? that hold legs on are gone. To be taken as is.
Please ask quesstions - no refunds
Buyer to pay within 7days thanks"
PRICE: Start your bids at $8.50 , By Now for $12. Where do they get these prices?
(remember these?)
WHAT IT IS: 'Broken Fax' (This seller favours the short and to the point approach, almost to the point of curtness.)
DETAIL OF AUCTION: "can be used for parts"
(That's it. Can be used for parts? As though that's something people are looking for... 'hmm, really need some fax parts....i'll just pop on TradeMe....')
PRICE: $1. This is one auction you'd hope to be a day late and a dollar short.
(This one might be my favourite of the lot)
WHAT IT IS: 'Broken Landmaster Mower'
DETAIL OF AUCTION: "Landmaster Mower brought new in Jan/Feb 2009 from sole NZ distributor in Richmond, Nelson. Only had 5.5 Hrs use since new but broken more than 12 times. Cost $2995 plus GST but want what it has cost me to own and fix hence price. Have since found out that this type of mower has a history with multiple failures. Current condition has multiple cracks and a wheel carrier broken as per photo, also mower currently disassembled. Please note welds have no penitration and expect more failure with use. I offer no warranty with this mower. Any questions please ask. Photo quality poor but camera is broken at moment. If more photos required please ask. Price includes GST and receipt given to winning bidder"
(Just wow. WOW.)
PRICE: $5,635. Five thousand, six hundred and thirty five dollars. Bearing in mind it cost $2995 when new, and now it is anything but new.
The last one.... well, I just took the actual image of the auction, otherwise you may have not believed me.
I have marked the points of note.
