Smuit and Vegetables

It appears I have found a purveyor of smooch, whom proudly trumpets their achievements in the field of not-throwing-away-useless-goods-but-selling-them-instead.

WHAT IT IS: Remember fake fruit? Yes. Remember why we had fake fruit? Me neither. Remember fake bread and fake cheese?

(I hope "no" is the answer you gave to the third question.)

ABOUT: "This auction is for a bulk lot of fruit, bread and cheese ornaments! Great for your kitchen or food shop!

Included in the lot are:

- A red capsicum/pepper with a couple of chips on the bottom, a crack on one side and a small dent on the top.
* Paper mache-coated polystyrene
* 220mm long
* 180mm wide

- A red and yellow apple that is in perfect condition apart from two minor dents on one side, but does not affect the paintwork. The leaf on top needs a clean.
* Paper mache-coated polystyrene
* 260mm high
* 230mm wide

- A block of swiss cheese. It is a bit dirty and sticky.
* Rubber
* 190mm long
* 110mm high
* 140mm wide

- Wedge of cheese. Top is pushed in with a small split so a bit out of shape. Needs a clean.
* Rubber
* 205mm long
* 195mm width
* 95mm height

- Large scone. Needs a clean.
* Rubber
* 200mm diameter (approx)
* 70mm height

- A round loaf of hard bread. Needs a clean.
* Painted paper-mache
* 230mm diameter
* 80mm height

- 2x Bagels. Need a clean.
* Painted paper-mache
* 150mm diameter
* 70mm height


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Items available for inspection by arrangement."

PRICE: Buy now of $14.


COMMENT FROM SELLER: (Note, no mention of why they are not unable to clean any of these items before attempting to sell them)

"This auction was listed by OMINS - the auction management software professionals use"


(Professionals. Professionals. Professionals. Consider that for a while.)