Smooch for sale. Literally.

There is a clothing brand called "Smooch" - a revelation almost too good to be true.



"Great SMOOCH board shorts, Been tried on and not good on me so item is new but no tags attached.
Bought for $30 just a couple months ago.


I'm having a huge clear out so check my other listings."

(Item is not "new" if you have worn and smooched it out.)



"LABEL IS SMOOCH,BLUE IN COLOUR,SIZE 12,TUNIC STLYE WITH DEEP SIDE POCKETS,WORN X2,



POSTAGE WILL $5.00"

(Postage will what?)



"Smooch cotton dress top to fit sz 8 or xs
armpit to armpit: 38cm lying flat unstretched
exc cond"

(Unstreched = unsmooched, photo evidence proves otherwise therefore measurement is false on the grounds of SMOOCH.)