Four wheels on my Kabin

(Easy access)

(I'm sure those fittings will remain like that whilst motoring down State Highway 1. Actually, maybe that's why these vehicles are always driven at a snail-like pace)

WHAT IT IS: ***Izuzu Motorhome***

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "This auction is for the following.....
1986 Isuzu NPR ELF house truck.
Registration on Hold
COF will be renewed on sale
Diesel 5 speed Exhaust Brake
Dual Wheels
Living area is 4.2m long 2.7m high 2.4m wide
Comes with single bed, couch/bed, cupboards, sink, gas cooker (all in one)
Carpeted inside, ample storage, room for fridge/freezer (not incl)
Wired with lights/plugs etc
Truck is in good condition,
excellent starter, travels well,
Can be decorated to taste.
Ideal Whitebaiting truck!!!!!"

PRICE: The bidding starts at $6,500. Yep.

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS: None as yet.

Extreme Unicycle

Oh. Boy.

WHAT IT IS: "Nimbus ISIS Unicycle with Upgrades"

DETAIL OF AUCTION: "Ever wanted to do an extreme sport but didn't have the money to get into it? Well this is the sport for you. Extreme unicycling is an ever growing sport that anyone can get into

Here is a video of what can be done on this type of unicycle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kKoa5K8P0Y

Much loved extreme unicycle for Trials / Street and Flatland riding. Built to take abuse. Very strong and virtually bombproof. Great Christmas present for somebody to get into the sport or to upgrade your existing unicycle. Selling as I have since upgraded. Has over $600 worth of parts on it"

PRICE: The cost to lose your dignity? $400. Or you can start the bidding at a mere $380.

QUESTIONS and ANSWERS: There is 1 unanswered question. I hope it's a good one.

Munter Hunter

Here's a rare chance to pick up one of the few remaining Hillman Hunters, NZ's #1 smooch bogan car of choice for the years 1978-1996, until Japanese imports began to be re-sold for a third time. This one's in classic condition too. Lovingly captured in these photos.





WHAT IT IS: A 1974 Hillman Hunter sedan.

DETAIL OF AUCTION:

"1974 Hillman Hunter

Rego on Hold
Painted gloss black
Lowered in rear
14" Tridents
4 speed manual
Exterior and interior in good condition

Awesome easy project car wont take much to get on road.

Not running have owned for last year was going to be my poject car but am shifting and cant keep it. Engine is all there just needs a battery

Could be keen for swaps"

PRICE: Lay down your bid of $800 or more to take this old tramp home.

COMMENT FROM SELLER:

(The questions are more cringe-worthy than the answers. Here are a couple.)

Question: hay bro where bowts are keen 4 a look. cheers txt me off my listing laufiro07 (0 ) 2:42 pm, Sun 20 Dec

Question: keen on this, much wrong with th motor and geerbox? what need for warrent? sweet lookin car dollarbillz (12 ) 9:00 pm, Mon 21 Dec

Smoochest flashmob / unveiling of all time?

I'm glad I wasn't in New York's Times Square for the monumentally underwhelming launch of some sort of bland new Buick.



I don't think i've been this palpably let down since the Gobbledygooker hatched from a giant egg at the 1990 WWF Survivor Series.

Smooch dancing, smooch outfits, smooch smiles, smooch car.

Jog.


Thanks to Adam for the contribution.

Adult trike and ride-on car

Here's how they like to humiliate (and perhaps kill) tourists in the city of San Francisco - by offering them the choice of two frail (they look like they'd have been too unsafe to use on Fraggle Rock), vile and frankly quite ridiculous means of transportation.

Both specie of craft create a definite unwelcome aura about my person, I feel a tightening somewhere in the neck. The greatest cause for alarm is that it goes to demonstrate that the "Adult Baby" plague we're living through doesn't stop at Crocs and high-water pants.