It seems Adidas didn't want to miss out on the revenue generated by adults failing to grow up, and have thus come up with some Star Wars-themed footwear ready to take the city by scorn.
Here we have Yoda matches up with a fetching boat-esque, grotesque, paunchy smockassin number:
The depiction of Dagobah's murky swamps, steaming bayous, and petrified gnarltree forests is an accurate metaphor for the smells, murky sweatpants and gnarled, petrified, expired corn snacks of the bedroom environment of the typical wearer of this design.
And now here's one for those of smooch who always wanted to be Data in The Goonies:
Looks like there are buttons in the lace covering of this frumpy avoidance. Hopefully they further alert bystanders to get their disdain on because smooch is trudging their way. I wonder how Harrison Ford feels about having his face on the feet of Jabbas worldwide.
There were additional designs, but I have become overawed with sorrow and contempt.
Use the smorce. Puke.
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