Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

"Well, it's official: The Morning Rumble are giving away a boob job!

A few ground rules ... firstly, the photos can't contain full nudity, so we recommend you hold something up to cover the good bits. Second, the guys have to upload the pics on behalf of their girlfriends. Other than that, go nuts - be as creative as you like with what you choose to cover the boobs with. Scroll down and upload your pics below, plus approx 50 words explaining why your girl deserves to be the proud owner of The Morning Rumble's BOOBS!

Finalists will be chosen by The Morning Rumble. Judging criteria is based on the creativity of the entries, the need of the entrant, the 50-word blurb and the photo rating. Entries close Friday 20 August."

No photos, because well ...where to begin? Look at your own risk.

Thanks to Muckmouth for uncovering this smoob-tastic site.

Eye popping smoobs

Thanks to Gasman for this one.