Monday, April 12, 2010

Smooch Job Description

"We are looking for 35 enthusiastic individuals who want to be part of our exciting new store! We have part time, casual, and full time work available for individuals who are ‘Customer Maniacs’, exceed expectation and want to become part of a great team.

Our Levin store is a special place where you will have the opportunity to develop your career and for those who ‘shine’career progression is real!"


This is for the branch of KFC located in the small New Zealand town of Levin (at one point the 'suicide capital' of the country).

Currently the KFC is closed dues to being burnt to the ground in a suspicious manner. Possibly maniac-related?

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

No bun please, my colon needs work





Unhungry?
More like unfathomable.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Go Forth, young nerd.

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Back when I was a lad, there were two kinds of places to find computers within the the home. The first was in the "rumpus" or "games" room, where you'd also find a small pool table, a copy of electronic Simon or Battleships with a flat battery, and a large scattering of Lego or Torro. The second place was in the bedroom of older cousins of yours or your friends. These rooms always had the curtains drawn and smelt "funny".

The second location is exactly where I imagine you'd have found a copy of this book, probably concealing a faded Legalong catalogue or even a copy of Gent or Razzle.