I fear for the offspring of the loins of whoever owns this...

I know we generally call adolescents "stupid kids" out of derision towards their almost guilt-free ignorance, but it would help if retailers didn't stoop down to their almost nonexistent levels of taste and shame.

WELL, HOT TOPIC ARE CERTAINLY NOT HELPING.



For they are now selling this "item", of which I would have been most certainly defiantly unimpressed with had it been offered to me in 1990 (the peak of my fandom of all things Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And I was 10.)



I wish to punch everyone involved. In the larynx.

Many gracious thanks to See J for finding this abysmal item o' smooch.